Putting technology to its correct use

[snowylinenland]

The drunk boy is telling me the sexy dream he had about me (last Monday!)...in tweets. 140 characters, scheduled to be published once an hour until the story is over. It's an astonishingly effective way of focusing my attention on each passing minute, turning time into molasses, and completely interrupting any concentration I have near 5 past the hour (when the next one appears.)
Hottest use of Twitter ever.